December 2011
Watchmermaidjasminee:
trustnoman714:
coolst0ryjoel:
brrittaanny:
clarissaknowsitall:
OH MY GOD ♥ voice of an angel.
THATS my bestfriend c; <3
Shes good o:
i love this version way better <3
forever reblog <3
Reblog if you care more about this child:
than all the half naked fucking sluts on tumblr.
jay69:
I need to stoping giving a fuck for people who dont give a fuck about me.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
That awkward moment when nobody thinks your joke...
Textbooks in College
Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.
this morning I saw something that reminded me of...
kanyeshrugs:
then I flushed
When you hear your mom's car pull up and you...
fuckyeahlaughters:
Get the Best Medicine here :)
That moment when something makes you laugh during...
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